we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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