I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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