i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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