She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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