butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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