I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
being pregnant is like rehab
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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