dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
pray to the hookup gods
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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