It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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