The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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