So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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