Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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