Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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