only if we run a train.
done.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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