it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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