i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I won't apologize to a one balled man
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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