why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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