We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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