Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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