Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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