i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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