If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
This is the high leading the old right now
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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