Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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