Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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