these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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