We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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