Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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