wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
tell me about the fingering
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