i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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