have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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