I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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