I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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