The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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