why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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