never play flip cup with pint glasses
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
porn star boner night. come get it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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