Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Randomize
