Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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