i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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