Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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