Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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