Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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