i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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