i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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