Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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