Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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