We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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