everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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