do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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