coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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