I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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