i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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