he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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