That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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