I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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